Baker, Steven HOW TO LIVE WITH A NEUROTIC CAT  If your cat expresses its love by lying on the book you're trying to read, fighting with your houseplants, and taking over most of the house, chances are your cat is neurotic. In this hilarious cat's-eye view of the world, Steven Baker gives advice on how to live happily ever after with your feline friend. Lots of delightful cartoon illustrations by Jackie Geyer. This is a hardcover book with dust jacket, both in As New condition. It was published in 1999 by Gramercy Books. 6" x 10", 128 pages. ISBN 0-517-20734-6. $6.95. Ins. Media Mail shipping $3.30.  (4624)

Madden, John; with Anderson, Dave ONE SIZE DOESN'T FIT ALL (And Other Thoughts From The Road) Famous football player, coach and commentator John Madden reveals a delightful sense of humor as he holds forth on pets, politicians, poker, life on the road, and much, much more. You'll find yourself smiling, laughing, and nodding in agreement!  This is a hardcover book with dust jacket in NEW condition. It is a stated First Edition,  published in 1988 by Villard Books. 5-1/2 x 8-1/2 inches, 230 pages.  $5.95.  Ins. Media Mail shipping $3.00.    (2378)

Smith, Bernie THE JOY OF TRIVIA - Vintage part of the Joy of The Joy Of Trivia is Bernie Smith's delightful comments on this collection of inconsequential but fascinating facts.  "70.8%of the Earth's surface is covered by water.  The rest is covered by mortgages."  "Early in 1975 the U.S. senate voted on: A motion to table a motion to reconsider a vote to table an appeal of a ruling that a point of order was not in order against a motion to table another point of order against  the motion to bring to a vote the motion to call up the resolution that would institute a rules change.  I don't know what all that  means, but you can be sure we taxpayers got it in the neck!" And, did you know that in all the Tarzan movies, the hero never once said: "Me, Tarzan; You, Jane." ?  Do you know the real names of the Smith Brothers, of cough drop fame?  Or how Mrs. O'Leary's cow got a bum steer?  The longest word in Shakespeare's works?  The middle names of the U.S. Vice Presidents? Here's unusual and enjoyable reading for those of us who delight in odd and little-known  facts... and have a sense of humor. This is  hardcover book with dust jacket, the book in Very Good condition, the dust jacket in Good condition, with some small edge tears and light soiling. It was published in 1976 by Brooke House Pubishers, Los Angeles. 6" x 9", 344 pages.  ISBN 0-517-243504. $8.95. Ins. Media Mail shipping $3.50. (4919)

Wells, Joel NO ROLLING IN THE AISLES This is a light-hearted book that pokes gentle fun at the tenets, priesthood and parishioners of the Catholic church, Joel Wells' humor is non-denominational, and you don't have to be Catholic to enjoy it -- or to find parallels in your own church and congregation. With its not-totally-irreverent attitude and delightful cartoon illustrations, It would make a great gift for a (good-humored) pastor!  This is a hardcover book with dust jacket, both in near-New condition. It was published in 1987 by the Thomas More Press. 7-1/2 x      9-1/2, 108 pages.  $6.95.  Ins. Media Rate shipping $3.00.   (1499)

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